
I just finished adding the last pumpkin to the front porch.
A true pumpkin decorating labor of love.
Inside?
I’m decorating with mushrooms—but outside—all the pumpkins showed up to stay.
I was just going to add a couple of pumpkins, but then my husband brought down those oversized grapevine pumpkins from the attic and I was staring at them and came up with the cutest idea inside of my brain.
And that led to one thing.
And another thing.
And another pumpkin.
And now?
The fall front porch looks like this.

There are just a few pumpkins.
Right?
At least that’s what I told my husband when I had him help me carry the bags of pumpkins outside.


I was once on a podcast about clutter and design and how to create a home that you love and in the middle of the interview, the host asked me a question that stopped me in my tracks.
How much input does your husband have on decorating?
Husband?
Decorating input?
I literally had to press pause and think.

Really? Truly? Just between you and me and this cup of coffee?
Not so much.
But he does have two requests:
- It has to be comfortable
- Can we put a limit on freshy decorating?

Freshy decorating.
You know.
Decorating that’s freshly.


If you’ve read this blog for more than a minute—you’ve heard me mention freshy decorating before.
It’s a term my husband came up with. He explained to me what he means when he calls decorating freshy.
With freshy decorating there’s freshy stuff on every surface. Like baskets of mums and grapevine pumpkins perched kind of precariously and fall garlands and a fall wreath and more pumpkins than consonants in the word “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
Things that look amazing on Instagram.
But that sometimes totally, literally, indisputably make absolutely no sense in real life.

I’m not sure exactly where he came up with that term. It just showed up one day. Actually I think the exact quote was, “Why do we have to have so much freshy decorating around here?”
Hmm.
I remember thinking…what? Come again? Freshy decorating?
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that referred to on HGTV before.
And I’m pretty sure there’s not a DIY Network show called “Freshy Decorators and the Houses That Love Them.”

When he first said it, I remember staring at him blankly.
Willing him to go on.
Willing him to make me understand.
Willing him to explain the almost inscrutable, yet oddly almost understandable term, “freshy decorating.”

“Can you explain it to me?” I asked him.
He just stared back at me and shrugged and said, “You know. It’s like when the decorating takes over the house. When there’s freshy stuff everywhere.”
Then he paused and stated with great dramatic emphasis:
“Seriously. It’s like nothing ever stays in the same place around here. I can’t ever find anything. And it’s all…well…it’s all so freshy.”
Oh.
I see.
THAT’S what freshy decorating is.


And after that discussion, I tried to unfreshy everything when I could.
When I remembered.
When I thought of it.

But sometimes when you least expect it, a little freshy shows up.
The other day I walked into the kitchen to find him searching frantically for a napkin.
He had a bowl of Cheerios and milk in his hand and he couldn’t find a napkin anywhere.
I simply walked across the room to the new basket I had bought for napkins (remember—the one with the pumpkin top) and pointed.
“Here they are,” I said. “See, I put them right here under the pumpkin in the basket.”
He sighed the sigh of someone with a bowl of Cheerios who is married to a blogger with never-ending brilliant ideas (like putting all these mini pumpkins inside of the large grapevine pumpkin).
“What was I thinking,” he said. “Of course, they have their own basket now.”
And then he paused and smiled, “Even napkins have to be freshy.”
Shhhh….don’t tell him, but I just moved the plates, too.
PS This week we are having the trees trimmed and I’m collecting the branches for a project for fall.
Just between us? I think he thinks branch collecting was a little freshy.
But he’s overlooking it because this time? Freshy was free.
PPS I just got a KitchenAid mixer (WHY did it take me so long) and you can see what I made here (thanks for the idea, Victoria).
